Great questions so far everybody… but I bet they can be crazier!
Watch this video I made to find out how you can win my Hot Nuts! … Plus the winner gets two of my best home study courses, valued at over $6,000.00 – just by asking me the craziest question EVER…
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-Tellman Knudson
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Dear Tellman,
I just pulled my Harley out of storage. But after so many years I forget am I supposed to push the chock lever foward (towards the stearing wheel) or backwards when I start her up?
This may not be the craziest question, but it’s been bugging me since google changed form yesterday, so here it goes: Is the new Google SearchWiki going to undercut the way people do SEO marketing online? I can’t help but think that google is going to use all the data they collect of people bumping up search results as a way to rank content, even though they’ve said otherwise. Do you think google is our little window into the collective mind of a global brain?
Why do you look like Jesus now? Have you found your calling?
Dear Mr. Tellman, you said it`s best to promote affiliate products.
Did you pick the first one you study or did you choose them all.When you study the product how did you it was a good product for your list?
@Diana ‘SexyFemale’ Sabrain – Hmm, why didn’t my name appear?
Hey Tellman,
Nothing personal but is it mandatory to look like a “WACKO” to be an Internet Marketing Millionaire Guru?
I respect you for your accomplishments however, nearly every video I watch from you is an step into the “Dark-Side”.
I’m totally excited to see what you’re going to look like when I receive your new videos because one day you come off as a “Long-Haired” wacked-out freak and other days you’re a well mannered
“Long-Haired” freak…
I guess it’s not uncommon to look like a “WACKO GURU” because every once in a while other guru’s like Frank Kern have there day.
So I’m beginning to believe that the “SECRET” to becoming a multi-millionaire guru, is letting your hair grow out, growing a beard and acting like a “FREAK”…
Ok, ok, just joking, I know once you have the ability to make money at will and you’re the “BOSS” that physical appearance isn’t as important.
After all, your boss can’t “FIRE” you because you don’t fit the Corporate picture and you have no one to answer to except yourself.
So again, is the “SECRET” to becoming an Internet Marketing Millionaire Guru really just that simple?
I’m willing to let my hair grow long, not shave for several months, even years and look like I’m coming off a 3 week partying binge if I have a chance of becoming the next Internet Marketing Millionaire Guru…
To Our Success,
Frank H.
PS – Tellman, please don’t get upset and “FLAME” me, I’m just trying to win your HOT NUTS contest….
Can i have all the things that you offer for free and any new things you come out with for free. Also can i have UNRESTRICTED branding rights to them,UNRESTRICTED masterresale rights,100% profit on any membership you offer that is billed month to month. Also can i have 10% of every thing you make from december 1,2008 until you stop doing internet marketing. Now just in case i left out any thing or for got any thing i would like you to add it so i will not miss any thing at all.
Thanks ,
Derrick Esmond
derrickesmond@yahoo.com
subject line yes win my Hot Nuts!
P.S. I just remembered URPLR. UNRESTRICTED PRIVITE LABLE RIGHTS
OK, I’ve got this cat that showed up 8 yrs. ago. We have been getting along fine.
My neighbor went on vacation and asked me to watch ‘his’ cat for a week and stayed gone for 6, …got back yesterday. Thats not a problem mind you, I’m ok with all that. I treat my neighbors cat like she was my own.
About 2 weeks ago my cat started acting real strange. She acts like an abused animal and trust me, i have never given her a reason to feel that way. Whats up with that???
Dear Tellman, which do you think is fastest, a nun on a BMX or a monkey on a skateboard?
Have you ever had a visceral employer (when you worked) to have a window pane installed in his abdomen to see what he was doing?
Dear Tellman,
Should we upgrade seals Choose_Your_Own_Adventure antenna running out competition with raid backups? Working so close to Aur, in his orbital space, within pandimensional writers, we need different Infictive reality.
If we route magickal modulations, like in an automatic circuit, does that count as trafficking in responsible machine psionics or what?
This probably isn’t the craziest question, but how much of your success is rooted in doing the unconventional and how do you use that as a marketing tool?
Tillman, WHY are YOU not LIVING HERE, IN Paradise with all the rest of us nut out cases?
Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on your hot nuts?
(www.mi-pasaporte-americano.com)
Dear Tellman: Can you forget (completely) that you are a millionaire and start with ultra tight funds a new business to sell slaughtered pigs?
Ansiously specting your answer, Jose. (LOL, LOL, LOL!)
Dear Tellman: The first try did not makeit I guess, so here goes again: Can you totally forget you are a millionaire and start an Internet business with ultra tight funds, to sell “slaughtered Pigs” and become a millionaire from that buiness? Regards, Jose.(LOL,LOL, LOL)!
Tellman, “What if you were god!”
Now I know it sounds a bit strange but think about it … What if you were god? you are all alone and you have no one to communicate or share with? Add to it that you have no parents nor any teachers to make sense out of your confusion or to guide you and answer your questions. ALL ALONE!
What if you were god and you wanted to learn about yourself, gaining consciousness about who you are, how you came to be and such…
What would you do?
“—- is the process of managing our Vulnerabilities in the time line of Probabilities!”
a- Pick a number … any number between 1 and 9.
b- Multiply it by 9
c- add the resulting digits together. (ie. if the result was 31, then add 3 and 1 to end with 4)
d- deduct 5 from it
e- find the letter of the alphabet that corresponds with the the number you have.
f- Name a country that starts with that letter.
g- take the last letter of that name and think of an animal who’s name starts with it.
h- take the last letter of that name and think of a color that starts with that letter…
but
tellman
there
is
no
Orange Kangaroos in Denmark!
You can always tune a piano but you can never tune-a fish!
Can you tell me how to go from zero to $200 per day by midnight tomorrow marketing an affiliate product? If so, please do.
Tellman,
I’ve got something Hot and I may be Nuts but here goes : would you review the site – http://www.BillionsInMinutes.com and consider a jv deal to promote.I promise you won’t be disappointed.
David B.
Just a few light thoughts for you to ponder……….
Should we kill healthy people for their organs?
Are you the same person who started reading this question?
Is that really a computer screen in front of you?
Did you freely and responsibly choose to read this question?
Much love!
ok how do you get $63 dollars out of
only 6 bills no $1 and no change….?
When being mailed by a marketer, why are we recipients often refered to as being in their “inner circle”? I’d like to be in the outer circle, there’s more room
Gimme da nuts! Yumm!
Actually, just the courses will do nicely. I’ve been under so much pressure lately I’ve actually shattered my molars (it’s true, I could be really gross and send pictures if you wanna see them) and can not eat any nuts until I can start making money on the internet so I can afford to get them fixed.
Dear Tellman,
I like your down to earth approach, bluntness with honesty and fun character. Just wanted to say that.
Anyway, I have just nearly finished setting up my ‘first’ few websites with the help of a great guy here in England [who you recommended actually], and there is one site left that isn’t quite finished yet [give me a couple of days]. That website is an opt in one giving away a few free great videos from a well known person in Internet marketing [you will know him]. Would you take a look at [www.newbiecashget.com] and be my ‘first’ opt in person on my list just for the sheer hell of it, would be an absolute honour and unusual anyway? Now thats a crazy question isn’t it? maybe a stupid question.
Heck now I got ideas rushing to my head I could tell future people on my list that your on my list as well.. no now I’m being silly.
Thank you so much.
Tony
P.S. I write the above light heartedly [even though I am 'serious' about Internet marketing] so please don’t get mad at me with your hulk.
Dear Tellman,
Have you heard of THE QUIET MAN?
Probably not.
Because he’s quiet.
But THE QUIET MAN can be quiet no longer…
THE QUIET MAN breaks his silence to ask YOU “The Most Crazy Whacked Out Question EVER” about…
THE BALD MAN…
and THE BEARDED MAN…
http://www.dearquietman.com/?p=1
Tellman:
When you are running: how much stinkin money do you make with each stride?
Making tons of stinkin money when I’m doing the thing I love (and not working – although working gets more fun when you can flip the money switch) is the best feeling and pretty darn comforting as well.
Follow-up: What is the security blanket of your marketing arsenal?
Dear Tellman,
Here’s my first wacky question for you.
Why are Sea Horses not as big as regular horses, like Clydesdales?
tellman you are so unique in you videos the questions i have what makes a good video ? also what is it that inspires you and 3rd what is way to stay focused because i have ADHD and i am always getting distracted what do to focus.
Tellman
I just wanted to tell you how Great Deliah is in your customer service area I joined your club for a dollar and had a terrible experience I even had a person from AZ. call me about this and wanted to help me for 25,000 dollars That is enough Deliah knows most of the story. Again she is Great.The best to you.
Sincerely
Dick Rowbotham 813-886-0993