Fw: Porn for Women

by Tellman on October 9, 2009

I’m honestly not exactly sure why my mom forwarded this to me…

But I knew the moment I saw it that the women on my list would love it…

Tell me what you think in the comments below.

Send this to a friend.

SHABAMBO!
-Tellman

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{ 78 comments… read them below or add one }

luiza October 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm

You know I’m serious.
Housework is not my Newborns …
If you have none to help, very good …
My help me ..
besides, it’s super Calheiros, he did not
longer carry a bag, even if empty.
I never take advantage of the situation.
We do very well on these issues.
We must always be polite with each other,
to deserve the respect,
Cooking, he never showed his skills,
but to help, always helped.
Will the men are really so?
I have my doubts …

Chris October 9, 2009 at 9:53 pm

That was funny!! My wife cracked up.

Got some good lines to use… :)

Bettielou Carver October 9, 2009 at 10:39 pm

YEH! In our DREAMS would we see this magnificent happening. Loved looking at the gorgeous men though Thanks Tellman’s Mom. Keep running CAREFULLY Tellman , Bettielou

Ouida October 9, 2009 at 10:57 pm

My kinda guy, Tellman! My kinda guy. I actually had one of those. All that and cuddletime too — night and morning were both cuddletime. He wouldn’t let me out of bed before he made me laugh at least once. Yes, he was a witty one — good looking too.

Twice blest,
Ouida

JoAnn Nevermann October 10, 2009 at 12:46 am

i loved it, should be compulsary subject for every male prior to marriage, because some males have not as yet learned this

Lyneth October 10, 2009 at 12:59 am

This is fantastic – they should start a training center for the new male generation to get them educated and involved!! The women can then relax and focus on improving their internet marketing skills!!

horace October 10, 2009 at 3:35 am

well u know what? as a man i do a lot of those things even closeing the toilet seat, but then i am single so i have to clean up after my self, but there is nothing like cooking up a storm in the kitchen thats my place in the house. ladies if any of you want a single man who can cook, clean,keep the toilet seat closed and still have time for you please leave a comment for me.

Jason Osborn October 10, 2009 at 4:07 am

My wife is going to love this. Of course I do all of these things already!!

Chris Smet October 10, 2009 at 4:21 am

I’m blessed with my porno husband;-)) Thaught this was the natural way that man treated woman???

deldriklashon October 10, 2009 at 4:24 am

I must say tellman,you got class and i like that. Tell mom’s keep up the good work! By the way,my name is deldriklashon williams (Del ,and ive been wanting to work with you badly,but don’t have enought money, ! So i need you to help me out seriously !
You’ve got some good skills and teaching and i want that kind of learning and teaching,
THANKS

Linda October 10, 2009 at 4:26 am

cute! Thanks for sharing.

SAM MCFARLAND October 10, 2009 at 5:32 am

Wonder why i didn’t see YOU photo there, tellman !

Janet October 10, 2009 at 5:54 am

Hurrah for your mom. Now that’s my kind of porn.

Dave October 10, 2009 at 7:36 am

These guys are all gay. No question about it.

Bea October 10, 2009 at 11:32 am

the guys are coming too?

Martin October 10, 2009 at 11:44 am

Very good – does make you think that actually it wouldn’t take so much to bring a smile to your loved one’s lips! Keep up the good work!

Tracy October 10, 2009 at 11:57 am

Loved the subject line of this email. It was irresistible!

LEE October 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm

It looks like the women finally got their way.They want to be the boss.Looks like their trying to take over.

Eunice October 10, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Its nice to have a helping hand. Keep up with your good work.

Kim October 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm

OMG, this is Tellman’s site too?!! Small world.. got here by Twitter….this is 2 funny, love the toilet seat one….run, Tellman, RUN! rooting all the way 4 ya!

Duane October 12, 2009 at 12:05 am

Wow ! That’s hardcore ! :)

dk October 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm

nice and funny

Britney Bennett October 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Cute. Yes, that’s the sort of thing we all dream about!

Annemarey October 19, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Dear, Tellman,
I love that you’d run barefoot across the country to help homeless youth.
Please look at Project Somos and make a contribution to help build a home for these children so this dream doesn’t disappear.
http://www.projectsomos.org

Thank you so much!

Cathy October 27, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Your MOM is right on! This is excellent a real good laugh ; thank her and Those Men LOOK Good ah if only everyone’s dreams came true when it comes to the perfect porn man!

catherine October 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Thank your Mom for the good laugh and good looking guys!
Now where do we order these porn for woman men at??

ana June 29, 2010 at 7:58 am

the comments hit the spot! the pictures are ridic. they all have that stupid “look” in their eye’s that just make it insincere!
My man can get me all then way just by looking at me the right way!

Rune June 29, 2010 at 9:11 am

well, that truly is funny – coz as far as i know, no women on the planet find a guy like this attractive, none whatsoever – i grew up in the ‘70ties and was broad up with this idea that men should act like this – soft men – as we where called, so for years i iron my own shirts, cleaned my house, toke the dishes, toke care of the kids, and so on, until one day when my wife told me that she wanted a divorce because i was not man enough for her, that she wanted a handy man, who could fix the F****** garage, who drove a motorcycle, who new the difference between a F****** hammer and a F****** screwdriver and spend his time off watching F****** sports – so to ALL guys out there don’t you ever believe in this S*** for women HATE IT

BE MALE FOR F*** SAKE!!!

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